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My Life Is Harder Because Of My Dedicated Server Provider

By: Ricardo d Argence

Apparently the only thing that concerns Dedicated servers is support. I was waiting to explain my problems to my dedicated service provider; I was elated that he actually called me.

Subject: Message from your dedicated server provider. ID# 1066019. From: Michael Leven.

Hello. I'm just writing today to make sure everything is going well for you at Liquidweb. Please let me know how things are going for you here and if there's anything I can do for you. Thank you in advance for your time.

Regards, Michael. Technical Sales Engineer.

Subject: Re: Message from your dedicated server provider. ID# 1066019. From: Ricardo d Argence.

Hello Michael, thanks for contacting me. Unfortunately, I have a bunch of problems with liquidweb.com that are starting to get their toll on me. Let me explain some of my issues.

Recently, one of my servers required some improvements. Less than 1 hour after submitting a ticket the ram was installed. 60 minutes! I was forced to spend the rest of the day accomplishing nothing, just staring at my computer screen. One time a technician of mine erased the site of one of my clients by mistake, and the support team had restored it in twenty minutes. The client hadn't even noticed this! Where to I have to go to find the rush?

I must be getting old! My pals all talk about about their everyday issues with their providers and clients at work. When they inquire about work, the only thing I can say is a meek "fine, now that I'm with liquidweb". I believe that I am beginning to annoy them. I need to hear your issues so that I have something to talk about!

My girlfriend is amazed how much time I'm able to spend with her, and loves soaking up the attention. I used to be able to hide, now I can't. No more saying "My server crashed and I will have to work on it." She no longer believes me. I am falling short of movies to watch and locations to take her to dine. What is she giving you?

I am suffering from a lack of adrenaline rush, and I've had to take up boxing, rock climbing and car racing just to avoid going into shock! My stress level is so low I am slowly turning into a tibetan monk! I hope you can do anything about my situation before it becomes desperate. Now, if you will excuse me I have a plane to catch. I am going skydiving to see if I can get some exciment back into my life.

Regards, Ricardo d Argence.

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